Prita

Iya, tanggal 18 Fixed. Gue udah ambil cuti. Hehehhe bela2in boo. 2 hari, 18 & 19. Siapa tahu kita keluar kota tho? Hahahahahah. Btw, gue ternyata punya no HPnya Na2. Tapi pas gue telp belum bisa nyambung. Sibuk terus. Some cellphone. Ok. See you all girls on the 18th. Muach.

Wat? Lama yak … Ati2 di jln loe nyah. Lgs tedur. Ekekekekeke…

Di airport? Cengkareng ato Schipol? On 2nd thought, LIKE I CARE? Hahaha…

Gue jg punya buku br. Ada 3. Br selse 1 tp. Nanti kubwkan deh. Take a rest nyah. Muach muach.

Squeezing butt? Yuck. The last time i squeezed someone’s butt cheek, it didn’t went that sexy. Such a TURN OFF!

Emang knp kl beli buku abt cong? Halah, don’t be judgmental …

Have Sex? Hah, Lui tu waktu SMA, and it didn’t happen. Though, he’s an expert in it. I think. Hahaha.

Nggak bs boo, Sabtu gue mau traktir Nanda. Pas long weekend mau ama anak2. So, kalo mau ya weekend tgl 16-17.

Apa? Basi. Bisa nangis2 dia…

Lagi maen di rumah Nca. Aku pulang jam 12. Jangan digembok ya Pop…

A : MULAN???

B : Iya, kayaknya lagunya enak2 deh.

A : Cuman 1 kali, yang makhluk sexy itu. Loe kenapa sih? Kita kan rock & roll …

B : Lagian Mulan tuh sexy banget tauuukk …

A : Kalo gue dulu nggak tahu loe ngapain aja ama Lui, gue pasti udah mikir loe lines. Kok tumben banget sih loe actually consider untuk beli albumnya si Jameela itu?

B : Yah emang enak sih lagunya … enak kan?

A : Paling cuman 1 yg enak. Kalo loe mau itu, udeh sini flash disc loe gue burn dah … timbang loe beli CD yang entar2 akan loe biarin berdebu.

B : Tapi dia emang sexy banget ya boo …

A : Alahhhh … loe tu ya… Biasa …Sexy tuh beyonce, Rihanna … Mulan biasa. Kemaren ketemu di PIM, dia kurus banget, matanya celong ada lingkaran hitamnya …

B : Yah kan kecapean boo, promo album baru .. ikikikik …

A : Ihhhhh ….

Today makan siang keluar. Ke Thamrin. Belanja Hero.

“Mbak Prita, jadi kapan nyusul Neng kiki?” kata driver di mobil.

“Doain ajah” kata gue cuek sambil tetep liat ke jalanan. Theresia macet berat cing. Damn.

“Yah mbak, apalagi yang dicari. Ama yang kemaren?”

Muka gue bingung. Kayaknya org terakhir yg jemput gue, supirnya Se, itu juga gue nunggu di lobby my beautiful-cool new office.

“Kemaren? Emang pak Ich pernah liat?”

“Ya ollo mbak … masak ya saya lupa. Yang waktu itu …”

God, gue lupa.

“oh itu” udah gue jawab itu aja terus senyum2. Hehehe …

“Apa lagi neng yang dicari?”

“Ngantuk ah pak, saya tidur ya?” sambil senyum2.

“Neng, lagi marahan ya?”

Sok ngantuk …

“Yah neng Prita nih … tukang tidur”

Lagi kreatif. Pinginnya nulis mulu.

Sebel ngeliat tray in gue yang penuh dengan file2 dan application orang2. Karena ktr eke lagi buka lowongan. Ahhhh … rasa bersyukur jadi lebih besar.

Tuh liat, sehari bisa dapet lamaran sebanyak 500 orang!. MAN! Belum yg di email. Nge-print sampe ngabisin tonernya printer boss. Haha, BODOOOOOOO!.

Gue suka heran ama orang yang kerjaannya mau pindah kerja tapi nggak pindah2, tetep masuk ke kantor itu dan tetap dengan nyumpah serapah. Hey, kalo  loe cabut dari tu kantor juga nggak ada yang kangen ama elo. Hehehehehe Ketahuan kualitas loe, IQ Tiarap, mau enak, make fasilitas aja, dan of course orang yang tak tahu berterima kasih … Huuuuuuuu.

Enak deh di human resource. Radar gue untuk reading people personality makin tajem. Sekarang gue tahu banget kenapa org personnel nggak banyak temennya. TAKUT KEBACA BOO PERSONALITYNYA!! Hahahahahah…

Semoga dengan kekuatan mutan gue yang baru dalam membaca people personality ini, gue akan lebih memberikan manfaat bagi … my boss and of course, MO’I!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA …

Td pagi temen gue nanya, “Mprit kalo punya kekuatan mutan kayak di Heroes, mau yang mana?”

Gue : Huuuu aku mau kayak Micah. Jadi bisa buka toko reparasi elektronik.

Asik kan, jd tambah duit. Ekekekekekkekekeke …. *smiled ala Bartimeus*

P.S : Nca yang mau nikah, kok gue yang deg2an ya? *nggak sabar beli baju baru buat resepsi*… Rambut aku diapain ya?

On SMS …

A : Hv a nice weekend?

B : Very. I Had the best Day. RS jenguk papanya temennya Nca yang sakit, Pacific place, ITC Fatma, PIM.

A : Is Nca single?

B : She’s taken, take a hike!. You’re in a vulnerable phase. Dangerous.

A : Hahahaha … knp sih loe nyangkanya gue nyari mulu…

A : Hehe, yeah I know. Work last Saturday??

B : Yea… *blush emoticon*

A : What?

B : I’m helping that annoying guy at work with his tasks …

A : I thought you said you weren’t sure he’s str8 or gay …

B : Yea, but still … he’s good looking …

A : 6 packs-smells good-tall-charming-mature-cool cute guy or just a cute guy that’s going to make me throw up?

B : Hahaha … the first one, of course. And he’s blonde.

A : Haha, really? You don’t like blonde guy. You’ve always like guys with dark hair or are you just … DEVELOPING? *plak, tampar*

B : He’s funny. And extremely smart.

A : If he’s not smart well then your boss hired a wrong person for that post …

B : I think he’s bi. Which is great.

A : Because gays are women’s best friend and also you can sleep with him with no strings attached??? Wow, I’m starting to like how you develop your self sweetheart …

B : Hhmmm no … I’m not his type. Just do not have the size of his preferences… Hehehe …

A : yeah, most of them like women with big breasts and big asses. Do not know what that mean. I’m not pure foreigner … Terus, how was it?

B : It was good. Been so long nggak ngobrol ama cowok pinter.

A : What were you 2 talking about? Been so long not talking with smart guy? You think i’m shallow? *tampol*

B : Just computer thingy.

A : Didn’t ask you out??

B : No … but I like how he stared.

A : Staring is not polite. Never polite.

B : Hmmm … he has this blue ocean eyes that made me want to swim.

A: Ah shit … you’re losing it girl. You like that guy.

B : Yeah I know .. I like him, but I don’t have to love …

A : Gue mau nelp, tp nggak usah diangkat ya?

Several minutes later … SMS-an smp pegel.

A : Gue pikir gue salah nomor telpon.

Gue : Kenapa sih?

A : Nada tunggunya kok tumben lagu? Biasanya kan … OLD FASHION!!! Hehehe …

G : Lagi suka. Loe cuman mau denger itu aja? Kurang kerjaan….

A : Jack call me dr S’pore. Dan dia blg, call Prita deh. Lagu tunggunya asik. Indonesian Band. Tp gue pikir tdnya gue bakal denger Rock Band … but your song is so cool. Selera loe emg nggak kebaca. BERAT!!! Hahahaha …

G : Lagi suka.

A : Gue pernah ke rmh elo & liat koleksi Tony Bennett, Franks, Selena, berdampingan dengan Linkin, Snow Patrol, Limp, dan semua Rock Band loe yg gue nggak kenal jg sebelahan ama Justin, Beyonce, Destiny’s, Ice T… Puzzler, yg bener elo tuh oldies fan, alternative rock band, atau R & B fan sih?

G : Penting ya? Like them all.

A : Loe pk I-phone?

G : Naaaah, masih mahal disini. Kyknya around 8 deh. Loe pk I-phone ya? Di bangkok, gaji 40 rb us annual ya? *jitakinnnnnn*

A : Hehehe, 47500. Yah dibwh dikit deh ama attache.. Tp gue dpt mbl plat dipl. Heheheheh, bisa kemana aja nggak ada forbiden. Yeah Baby!!

G : Kita temen baik kan boo … heheheh!!!

A : :). Gue hub. elo, jg krn gue lg di Jkt. Gue ke ktr. Dan jrenggggg gue liat aja tuh jeep loe parkir di Embassy. Gue pikir loe balik kerja kesini. Uh, tnyata tanya ama kakak loe, nggak …

G : hehehe… Sold the car to someone who work @ th emb. Is it still gorgeous? I miss that car.

A : Masih keren. Bannya diganti. Lebih macho. Hehe. Tp lbh seneng waktu yg bw kamu … Haha. Knp dijual sih? Kan banyak kenangan … hahahahah

G : :). Need new memories. Hehe.

A : Gue mau nge-gym entar. PT. Ikut yuk. Bertiga aja. Loe, gue, & Donahue.

G : Boleh. Apartment?

A : yeah. Body combat ad sih tuh kl mau, di lt 1. Tapi dr dulu loe ngga suka kan yg massal begitu …? hihi. Ud deh, plg bener tuh pk PT. You know kan dr dulu kita punya masalah sama public hygiene. Haha.

G : Hmmm, yeah.

A : Hey, i like your blog about tht sperm bank and tht developing thingy. Suka heran gue, knp dulu kt putus ya? I admire you.

G : Because you and I have differences yg nggak bisa dicompromise.

A : Let’s say it can be compromise, you will say yes?

G : Maybe. Waktu itu I didn’t know you tht well. Now… I do.

A : Elo terlalu eastern di kalangan westerner dan t’lalu western in th middle easterner. I don’t know how you do that, but you have always keep your life in balance.

G : Kl ngg gt, ngg idup.

A : We never had that one bonus nite after we broke up, maybe we should … *wink*

G : Thanks but no thanks.

A : Monyettttttt! My chauffeur will pick u up later. Office?

G : Yea. Bawain Starbucks peppermint latte hot grande. Thanks.

A : Love u…

Pas taun baru kemarin, buka2 file lama di komp. Salah satunya log2 sms gue ama my ex 6 years ago. Haha lucu. Lucu banget … Salah satunya …

Him : Pagi sayang, kamu udah bangun?? Udah mau cabut? Lap dulu dong ilernya …

Me : Yes, :).

Him : Kamu kalo bangun pagi banget sih … Mau sekalian manasin angkot ya sayang? Jangan lupa ya, isi radiator ama air buat wiper.

Me : HAHAHAHA. Ok, I will.

Him : Kalo ke kantor, kamu pake hak tinggi kan? 5 cm aja ya? Kamu udah pake baju belum?? Hhmmm aku lagi ngebayangin kamu, pake tank top, pake celana bahan kamu, tapi belum pake blazer *ngiler*.

Me : Udah jam 11 kok belum tidur sih?

Him : Udah mau, terus ngeliat YM kamu online, jadi penasaran cowok mana lagi yg kamu ajak chatting jam 5 pagi begini…

Me : Dipanggil mama nih, udah ya?? I’m signing out …

Him : *kiss*. Hv a good day @ work, alskling… Jangan kelamaan ya manasin angkotnya, entar demam lagi…

Me : I’m out babe…

Him : Aku sms kalo aku bangun. Hari ini kuliah, laundry, sama janji ke Central … Jag Alskar Dig Mprit …

Just a thing or two.

1. There’s no such thing as “love”. People compromise to live together. I guess it’s a wrong thing to say in front of a person who spent too much time in a … fairy tale. Or if that person is a loser. Or a person who just does not want to argue with me. Hmmm, stupid.
2. Sperm bank is one of the ways you can raise a child without has to deal with the father or men or marriage life, if you want to get pregnant and experienced what people so-called the magical 9 months. And if you’re religious, you might want to check it first with your holy book, whatever that is. Personally? I think it’s better to adopt. So many children in the world are parentless. And… I guess it’s also a wrong thing to say in front of a close-minded person. Or a person who spent too much time in the world of their own. Or a person who’s afraid with the word “sperm”. Or again a person who just does not want to argue with me. Hmmm, double stupid.
3. Adapting lasts in an amount of time. Developing lasts a life time. We also use the word evolving, in order to survive. If you want to reach a higher level of surviving you should develop. People do change, but if you want to live you should develop. All the time. For the rest of your life. You stop developing, you’ll die.

Chameleons fitting in with the ground they stood. By changing their color.

When they were fitting in for the first attempt, I bet they will need much longer time than the second one. The faster they changed their color, that’s developing. Before they knew it, they’re already having the needs to change into other color. Into a more jaw-dropping changing. In order to get a higher level of survive. Not much time to lingering with “adapting”.

Stupid men enlarge for limited time of ecstasy.

Smart men enhanced for lifetime happiness.

Stupid women don’t have time for themselves.

Smart women? Made those smart men holler. In their spare time.

If you don’t change and develop, your fitting in foreplay will get you nowhere. Sometimes you can see the changing. You can touch it.

But developing mostly is in the mind.

This world is not a fairy tale. There’s no such thing as happily ever after. Been in love and lost. And he’s my VIP.

I’m a closed-book. But definitely not a close-minded person. Big difference.

Argue me.